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mjck7



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I think I understand alright. Have you been drinking salt water by chance? Wink

Maybe if we can figure out what their motivation is, we can build some sort of rudimentary lathe. How 'bout that?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But... But...
Fine.
I think there motivation is brains.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, brains. I guess that was pretty obvious. Duh. Now, can we tone down your WMD to maybe a smaller yield?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...What?
World Made Detention?
What Made Dinosaurs?
Wonka Milks Demicows?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/slaps face and shakes head. Weapon of Mass Destruction. W M D. Could we make smaller ones and maybe throw them at the zombies from a safe distance?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't that be WOMD?
How about the Z-Bomb? Made to kill zombies in one merciless stroke!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I guess your right. Now about this Z-Bomb...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked FREE CORDLESS NOSE-HAIR TRIMMMER!?!
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I'll take 20! next day shipping please... OK i'll hold...

and I guess finding a cure is out?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Collin ate all the pills and our two saviors were turned into worm food. Were' stuck here in this place unless we go on raiding parties, which has been a disaster so far, and we can't seem to get organised.

How much was the next day shipping? Oh, your still on hold.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys I have a c-box where we can chat privately? Want to go there?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, I just reread the rules and would like a few things clarified.

Quote:
If you can currently see the secret Fortress, you are already safe. If you cannot, please PM Clone Emperor for entrance.


Does that mean that it was changed so that zombies can no longer see us in the fortress?

Quote:
If a zombie has just bitten someone in a thread, and 4 or more "Safe" survivors make successive posts in that thread and attack that specific zombie, (and make sure its a head shot!) consider that Zombie destroyed. However, the last member of your party is vulnerable, unless he is one of the 3 Immune survivors.


What if, after all four attacks have been posted, a zombie attacks the third person in the group, and then another zombie after that attacks the fourth person in the group. Who, if anyone, is zombiefied?

Quote:
Attacks *CANNOT* be planned in Chat. The Fortress and PM are fair game.


Does this mean FBTB chat, or any offsite chat as well?

If anyone could answer these, it would help me understand the rules. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NerdFighter wrote:
Okay, I just reread the rules and would like a few things clarified.

Quote:
If you can currently see the secret Fortress, you are already safe. If you cannot, please PM Clone Emperor for entrance.


Does that mean that it was changed so that zombies can no longer see us in the fortress?

Quote:
If a zombie has just bitten someone in a thread, and 4 or more "Safe" survivors make successive posts in that thread and attack that specific zombie, (and make sure its a head shot!) consider that Zombie destroyed. However, the last member of your party is vulnerable, unless he is one of the 3 Immune survivors.


What if, after all four attacks have been posted, a zombie attacks the third person in the group, and then another zombie after that attacks the fourth person in the group. Who, if anyone, is zombiefied?

Quote:
Attacks *CANNOT* be planned in Chat. The Fortress and PM are fair game.


Does this mean FBTB chat, or any offsite chat as well?

If anyone could answer these, it would help me understand the rules. Thanks.


#1- I have no idea
#2- Both are zombiefied. The attacks must be directly after each other
#3- Both, I think
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can tell you for certain, zombies can't see us. My brother (Flynn) was a zombie, and it didn't show up on his screen.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I went out and attacked like 10 zombies to the tune of "Blaze of Glory". Pretty much doomed myself, but you guys have a lot of places to choose from.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... *grabs the Z-bomb*
Lets rock.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're doing great! Keep attacking!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I AM saying my speech when I die.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE ATTACKER! IF ANYONE CAN READ THIS! ATTACK! FOLLOW JUDE'S POSTS FIRST.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm dead! Kill me! Speech!
Friends, Fuby Tuby's, Countrymen, lend me your ears. I come before you not as an admin, not a mod, but a citizen, a fellow citizen of FBTB. When this war started, I backed down from the front lines, turned away from the battle. But when that tide turned, when that battle became the senseless carnage of Innocent humans, I realized what I had to do. So I picked up my weapon and ran into the wave of merciless zombies, not because I was told to, but because it was my civil duty. So now, as I lie here, bleeding and defeated, I tell you that you will not prevail. For we, even when it seems hopeless, even as you lurch apon us to chew our skulls, we will wight, fight with all the strength that remains, fight for our fallen friends and crumbling MOC's of FBTB, FIGHT UNTIL OUR VERY LAST BREATH LEAVES OUR BODIES!
*thud*
Brrrrraaaaaiiiinnnssssss.....

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I humbly thank thee for your service. Even as the zombies are infecting me...
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KILL ME YOU FOOL!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BRAINS...
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SOMEONE KILL ME!
JERKS!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could never kill a comrade, even after the zombification has taken hold of them.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... I have no such problems.
/Me blasts ThePlasticJedi to smithereens
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take me down too while you're at it guys, I decided to go out with a bang.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll kill you if you kill me.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me kills Dragon_Dragon527 and sheds a single tear.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/Me kills Lord T in a nice, painless way that still has a bang in it. Wink
I thought you regretted nothing.
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